Every day is about to become longer, thank fucking god. I’m tired of late-afternoon shadows at 3 in the afternoon.
Everyone is chatting on facebook about how the world didn’t end. I don’t fucking care.
However, I am grateful that the 20-page paper I have to finish editing today and that was written by Chinese scientists was clearly edited for language issues before it got to me. This makes my life/job ten times easier.
I am grateful that my students bought me a mug that said “Best College Ass-Kicker” (this comes from one of them who used to say “Indy kicks my ass, but in a good way.”)
I am grateful that someone thought to revise Shakespeare in the following way:
C’mon. It’s festivus day at Fangs and Clause. Air your grievances.