(I’m not even sure I spelled this right, but I’m on deadline and am too damn lazy to look it up. So if it’s wrong, don’t tell me.)
Just wanted everyone to know that the 2011 Bad Writing Contest has been awarded for the following sentence:
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.”
Now let’s all stop and reflect that we can write better than that.