You put me in an impossible position

My friend Louis edits sex books. I’m sure she can fill an entire blog with the ridiculous editorial quandaries that she comes across on a daily basis. For example, is blow job ever hyphenated? But yesterday’s quandary was good enough to talk about over dinner. Wading through a badly written how-to sex book, she found the following line:

“all her legs should be in the air”

Excuse me? Are you sleeping with Shelob, or possibly a mutant? What is going on here? Poor Louis is considering buying anatomically correct dolls to figure out what her author is trying to say.

What’s your most ridiculous sentence this week?

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5 responses to “You put me in an impossible position

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