I am not a novelist; I have never had to write a sex scene. I imagine I would do it badly. Not as badly as David Guterson though, according to the New York Times. This week, the Bad Sex in Fiction award was given to the poor man. They did not include the passage in question. We hope he spends the money on something other than porn.
By the way, my new subtitle to this blog is: Throwing Rocks from Glass Houses. Do you like it?