1. The Internet. I just looked up “life-long” to see if Merriam-Webster hyphenated it or not (not, which was what I suspected) and thirty minutes later I come to, having changed my facebook profile picture to the silly card that says “Twilight Drinking Game: Drink 40 shots and then press play so you die before you have to watch the movie.”)
2. The dog. His new favorite thing to do is to eat his food directly behind my (rolling) chair. His food is in the kitchen, but he likes to eat over the rug. The little poodle-thing we used to dogsit did the same thing. I have no idea why.
3. My brain. I have a deadline streaming toward me, and I thought for some reason that I had to write a blog post about my dog. What the fuck is wrong with me?
4. Apathy. See 1 through 3. It’s not that I don’t care about my work in the abstract. I do. I’m just having a very hard time focusing on the job at hand.
4a. Can I blame the ADD? The change of season? The fact that I worked this weekend? My friends? My husband? You guys for being so interesting?