Because of an overactive imagination, I spend far too much time coming up with ridiculous pseudonyms for me (myself) and mine to keep the anonymity of my anonymous blog. (Please eat this blog post.) But there are times when the imagination needs a little jogging.
OK, friends, here’s how it’s going to go. I’m running a two-part contest to select a new name for my young man, who just had a not-so-young birthday. Right now, Downith—in a feverish daze—has come up with “The Man Formerly Known as Young” a la Prince and “Dangling Participle.”
Add more suggestions below. Cougar and I will choose the top four, and then you can vote on your favorite. The person who manages the right name for the Not-So-Young-Anymore Man gets a top-secret grand prize.
Enter early and often. Bribes accepted. You must be 18 or older to play. If you happen to know the person I’m married to currently, don’t hesitate to chime in, anonymously of course (you know who you are).