I literally shit my pants

Today’s post is brought to you by DP. When I first met him, he used to tell me about the comedian David Cross, who had a schtick about growing up Jewish in Atlanta. His friends’ mom would say things like “Day-vid, what can ah get you fer breakfast? Do y’all’s people eat oatmeal?”

This is David Cross on the use of the word “literally’. It is unsafe for work or small children, unless you have earphones and no one will ask you why tears of laughter are running down your face.

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