It’s cloudy at Fangs and Clause central. This week has been a little rocky for a couple totally uninteresting reasons. Our country is in a full-scale meltdown over its racist self. Then I found this.
There’s nothing I love more than making fun of rich entitled white people. I’ve been repeating, “my uterus literally aches” to DP and my friends. I laughed, I cried, I read the comments.
This article is Indy Clause Christmas.
What’s been cracking you up recently?
Fangs and Clause 
“I have begun to resent the dream house” —- HAHAHAHAHA! And my second favorite: “[We] are teaching our young children about self-control by living as their example.”
Wow.
The second was my favorite after, of course, “my uterus literally ached.”
I am worried about you Indy. I can’t think of ANY way I would have ever stumbled across a page like that, much less read it. Are you OK? Should you be focussing more on your work? Do you need more medicine?
Love
Your favourite second sister
Ha! Someone else posted it on facebook with the line, “skip to the comments.” I immediately left my conversation with DP and dashed downstairs to google it, laugh uproariously, and then read it to DP in poet voice.
And you are friends with that Someone … how?
A professional acquaintance of DP’s
PS. Bwahahaha?